February 2011
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Playing Mass Effect 2
princesscheesecake:
Is it bad that I wish my Shepard’s in-game model was about a foot shorter? I feel like it would vastly increase her badass/cuteness levels. No matter what the screen tells me, she will always be about 5’ 3” in my mind.
Also tall/short pairings are the cutest, so that would make romancing Garrus about ten times more adorable.
AHHH I WISH MY SHEPARD WAS CUTER.
I feel bad...
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Pizza planet truck
lizzynickersnicholson:
abolish-authority:
Toy Story:
Toy Story 2:
Toy Story 3:
Bugs Life:
Monsters Inc:
Finding Nemo:
Cars:
Ratatouille:
WALL-E:
UP:
I showed this to my friend and he said “somebody just made a very important discovery in life”.
MIND - BLOWN
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When a Human, Turian and Salarian walk into a...
Salarian: I still don't see why we're here. Salarians do not "get married." My family simply negotiated a reproduction contract...
Human: Well, it's the closest you guys get to a wedding, and that means you get a bachelor party. End of story.
Salarian: I don't understand. Humans celebrate wedding contracts by tempting infidelity? That makes no sense!
Human: Calm down, man. Don't embarrass me in front of the stripper.
Salarian: What do turians do? Do turians do this too?
Turian: I'm just here for the drinks.
Salarian: You said that bachelor parties are for very close friends. We're just co-workers.
Human: We've been co-workers for five years though. Aren't salarian years like dog years?
Salarian: Ok, now, that's offensive. I appreciate the gesture, but my people don't even have sex drives like humans do.
Human: Uh-huh. Take a look at *that*, man. Everybody likes the asari. *Everybody*.
Salarian: But we actually reproduce by... my word. She is very... limber. I can appreciate her dancing in an aesthetic manner, but... I don't have... feelings of... she is a lovely shade of blue.
Turian: Ok, that makes my legs hurt just watching it, and my knees are meant to bend that way.
Salarian: This isn't as bad as I'd feared. It's actually... i-is it warm in here? What's that little divot in her abdomen?
Human: It's called a belly-button. Humans and asari have them, and you're going to be doing shots out of it later tonight.
Turian: That can't be sanitary.
Human: Not the point, man!
Salarian: I can understand why I might find asari attractive, but how can they be attractive to humans too? They look just like salarians!
Human: What? They look exactly like us! I'm not seeing the salarian thing at all. At all.
Turian: You're both wrong. Asari look just like blue turians. Look at the head-fringe!
Human: Wait, you don't think they're like, mind-controlling us to see them as attractive, do you?
Turian: Please be quiet. You're going to ruin asari for me. And there aren't many turian women on Illium.
Salarian: Well, I suppose watching just... one more dance couldn't hurt.
Human: Hahaha! That's the spirit!
Turian: As long as I'm not paying for the drinks.
waywardvagabond:
solarisirius:
waywardvagabond:
solarisirius replied to your quote: I always get dinosaurs and hamsters confused.
I am not sure if I should be insulted or not given that I don’t know what a moirail is.
You know kismesis, but you don’t know moirail.
THIS SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU, YOU KNOW.
jfgi
Do you have kismesis with your moirail?
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January 2011
waywardvagabond:
solarisirius replied to your quote: I always get dinosaurs and hamsters confused.
I am not sure if I should be insulted or not given that I don’t know what a moirail is.
You know kismesis, but you don’t know moirail.
THIS SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU, YOU KNOW.
jfgi
Do you have kismesis with your moirail?
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i want to play mass effect 2 so bad
samantha-vas-ictomi:
but my sister is ‘sick’ and she invited over her boyfriend. wtf.
wtf that is some BULLSHIT
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Downloaded the Mass Effect 2 soundtrack last night
My boyfriend is always complaining about my ringtone, so I’ll just make a Mass Effect ringtone instead.
turianrenegade:
There are seriously not enough hours in a day. I swear that I am running on a 30-hour day schedule instead of what I should be doing. I require 12 hours of sleep when I actually sleep, but then I can stay awake for another 18 hours before I’m able to sleep again.
All I want to do is play on Tumblr and figure out my damn OC. Class and thesis: you guys are killing me. D:
OC?...
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Just beat Mass Effect 2
And I lost no team members on the suicide mission. BAD. ASS.
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Garrus has the cutest awkward love scene ever.
why do I the cool people live far away from me
samantha-vas-ictomi:
i-cant-spend-gratitude:
samantha-vas-ictomi:
no fairrrr.
lolsry
jkyoudontmeanme
stfu you are cool <33
i-cant-spend-gratitude, solarisirius and I
samantha-vas-ictomi:
randomdaydream:
samantha-vas-ictomi:
is going to make a wonderful land of harvest moon and mass effect. no one can come along. CUZ THIS IS VIP.
FINE. I see how it is. +goes to sit by herself+ I’ll start my own special clubz.
ACTUALLY WE MIGHT NEED YOU. With only three people in the group our cows and varren might breed like crazy.
Can we milk them, I wonder.
My heart is breaking
samantha-vas-ictomi:
solarisirius:
samantha-vas-ictomi:
solarisirius:
Thane, please don’t call me “siha” when I’ve already decided to be with Garrus on this file. It makes me a weepy, girly mess.
OMG THIS IS SO ME. I had to break up with him right after he starts calling me ‘siha’
;_;
Have you read the letter he has written to Shepard if you have him as a romance interest in the...
My heart is breaking
samantha-vas-ictomi:
solarisirius:
Thane, please don’t call me “siha” when I’ve already decided to be with Garrus on this file. It makes me a weepy, girly mess.
OMG THIS IS SO ME. I had to break up with him right after he starts calling me ‘siha’
;_;
Have you read the letter he has written to Shepard if you have him as a romance interest in the Shadow Broker’s files? Oh god, cry...
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My heart is breaking
Thane, please don’t call me “siha” when I’ve already decided to be with Garrus on this file. It makes me a weepy, girly mess.
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i wanted to kill my dad
samantha-vas-ictomi:
I was playing ME2 and my dad asked “How is Halo going?”
Best part? I was playing PS3. But I guess I can’t blame him for not knowing.
But then when Garrus popped up he was like “Wow dude he’s badass”
So I forgave him.
I would love to play Mass Effect around my dad. He heckles my brother so much when he’s playing COD, it would be funny to see what he would say.
Cisne: Today.. →
arlayla:
Woke up this morning like, “Fuck yeah, Mass Effect 2 today.”
Did some homework,
10am Mass Effect time starts;
Past Noon I’m still playing,
Around 3pm, realize I completed all main side missions,
Getting ready for the “Suicide Mission,”
Picking a romantic interest…
WHY DIDN’T IT FINISH? I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
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KASSI AND I ARE GOING TO DISNEY THIS SUMMER
Guess where we’re staying?
Guess what we’re seeing?
Kassi and I are like:
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I stumbled across the tour diary from my trip to...
I feel so old; this was the summer following my sophomore year of high school. Our tour guide, David, took this picture in Sorento. I don’t even have those glasses anymore, even though I had them for about six years. Sheesh.
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We have a small colony of cats living under our...
I was just walking back from retrieving my laptop from my boyfriend’s and I saw three or four cats hanging out near the sidewalk. I started to walk over, and they scurried back under the dorm. There was only one under the building last semester, so…cat party under my dorm?